A kung fu master is going to fight a 7 foot black bear that has lost an arm to another bear who wins?

Chuck Norris wins, then eats the bear after roasting it with his heat vision...





then Bruce Lee comes in and kicks the crap out of everyone

A kung fu master is going to fight a 7 foot black bear that has lost an arm to another bear who wins?
Chuck Norris
Reply:the bear.
Reply:This is a stupid question, and despite the saying "there are no such things as stupid questions," you're stupid for asking it.
Reply:The Kung Fu master. Why? Because there are a lot of Kung Fu styles out there and unfortunately for the bear, this Kung Fu Master happens to be a master of the art of spear fighting : P
Reply:hopefully the bear will pass out with heavy blood loss and preferably die meanwhile master should triple somersault into a tree if possible