How to become a Power Ranger?

Please, don't laugh, but for all my life I have always wanted to become a Power Ranger. People have told me that "Shawn, it's just a show!", but I refuse to believe that! I have honed my fighting and kung-fu skills for years to become the elite Purple Ranger! I have started designing my own Megazord and Power Ranger Megasuit to fight along side my Ranger friends and Zordon, my commander!! Please, tell me what else I can do to make my dream come true!!

How to become a Power Ranger?
hahaha seriously?
Reply:you still need an alpha 5 that will slave around for zordon...
Reply:What about your unmorphed powers such as telekinesis, super speed, and invisibility? Have you worked on any such capabilities?
Reply:It is just a show, for very young kids or people with low intelligence.
Reply:You need to find the rest of the Power Rangers. Then when you find each other, you need to fly far, far away. To never, ever return.
Reply:Talk to Bandai
Reply:Well, the bad woman rita told me about you wanting to become a purple ranger.





Rita and your commander have been fighting for over 10000 years





only because they used to be true lovers





but now





she says its up to you and find 5 other friends to join you





to fight her or else





SHELL NUKE YOU UP THE BUTTHOLE AND GAME OVER EVERYBODY IS DEAD
Reply:Dude... step away from the heroin!
Reply:I can't tell if your serious or not. If you are you are either: a) a loser b) on crack or c) crazy. If I were you I wouldn't tell anybody because this one kid at my school got made fun of really bad because he said he had 150 imaginary friends. He named 3 of them: Gengar, Pikachu, and Charmander.... all pokemon. I think your in the same boat as that kid. You'll need your mad kung-fu skills 'cause everyone at schools going to want to kick your sorry ***. btw I actually watched power rangers a few days ago because I was bored and do you know what I noticed? When they fight, they almost never touch the people the're fighting. They just jump and kick nowhere near the person, but the other guy falls for some reason.