My roomate is Chinese, when she walks in I play Kung Fu Fighting on the guitar. She asks why? I say.....?

Because I don't have a gong.





Credit Zach Galifianakis, best comedian ever.

My roomate is Chinese, when she walks in I play Kung Fu Fighting on the guitar. She asks why? I say.....?
What does your roommate play when you walk in?
Reply:some things are best left unexplained! bravo!
Reply:*feeble smile*
Reply:uhm.
Reply:Okaaaay
Reply:because you like to be a pain...
Reply:haha,lol! dude thats funny. what did she say when you told her that?
Reply:haha quite funny...


ill admit i let out a lil smile
Reply:ha ha ha really funny.. :)
Reply:Because I just wantef to make you feel at home.!hay Ihave to tell you for a clean joke thats pretty good do you have anymore.IFf so let me know Ilove joke s that are truly funny as well as clean,there,s never enough., paulstarr35yahoo.com
Reply:IM SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICAAA!!





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