Who would win in a fair fight? The Dalai Lama or Ghandi?

Given that the Dalai Lama is accomplished in Kung Fu and Ghandi well versed in the brutal art of street fighting? (The winner is the first one to be knocked unconscious)

Who would win in a fair fight? The Dalai Lama or Ghandi?
well they would NEVER resolve to physical volence so...they would have to have a rap showdown,a dance contest, drag race ,or something?????
Reply:One hand slapping.
Reply:Dalai Lama! He weighs more and he's taller.
Reply:Dalai Lama, he is wiser and can distract Ghandi.


Wait, Ghandi is dead.!
Reply:Chuck Norris
Reply:Ther are or were both quite frail, I think it would be a boring fight
Reply:Neither. They would not get into it in the first place.
Reply:Since neither would fight because it is against their beliefs, the first on to drop dead loses. Ghandi is a hunger striking pro, so the Dalai Lama would lose.
Reply:They wouldn't fight.
Reply:Adi Da knows "The Dualing Crane Comes Down"
Reply:They would never fight. That's like asking Mother Teresa and the Virgin Mary to duke it out! Whoa, they're both dead!


We should put Tony Blair and wimpy GWB in the ring and make them duke it out. More like it .
Reply:The Dalia Lama would learn the futility of violence by striking repeatedly the Indian man of peace, Gandhi. Although Gandhi's concubines would retailiate stating, "Your *** is curry." Then the Dalia would get pummeled into oneness by a bunch of teenage Indian girls. Your winner Ghandi!!!!!!
Reply:DALAI LAMA AKA GOD